funny stories Archives - Elsakurt

Childlike Riches: A Different Kind of Wealth

Posted on April 30, 2025 by Elsa Kurt

The Pine Tree Perspective: What Climbing to the Top Taught Me About True Riches Turns out, my childhood “wealth” wasn’t measured in money—it was something far better. And Jesus knew...Read More

Keep It Classy, Ladies

Posted on January 22, 2017January 3, 2019 by Elsa Kurt

Keep It Classy, Ladies by Modern Melly People rarely say or do things to amaze me anymore. I hate to sound jaded, but it's true. They do, however, totally baffle me....Read More

Thanks Mister

Posted on December 5, 2015January 3, 2019 by Elsa Kurt

This morning when I woke up, I did the same first thing that I always do: I check my phone. More specifically, I check (in this order) my texts, my...Read More

12 Happy Pages For Social Media Addicts

Posted on September 30, 2015January 3, 2019 by Elsa Kurt

12 Happy Pages For Social Media Addicts By Modern Melly Hello fellow social media addicts! Disclaimer: This is not a support group, nor will I try to persuade you...Read More

Dear Everyone Writing A ‘Dear____’ Blog

Posted on September 29, 2015January 3, 2019 by Elsa Kurt

Dear everyone and their mother that writes a blog, including me: STOP FUCKING WRITING 'DEAR (insert person type here)'. Enough already, we get it. Seriously. Dear children's costume company, stop...Read More

Thank You, From A Police Wife

Posted on September 16, 2015January 3, 2019 by Elsa Kurt

Anyone that reads my stories knows I love social media, Facebook particularly, and that I start my day by reading my Facebook wall like it's the morning paper. In my...Read More

I Love You Man (Drunk)

Posted on March 6, 2015July 31, 2015 by Elsa Kurt

My husband and I went out last night for a show- Dwight Yoakam, if you care (and even if you don't). Weeknight shows are a little rough- after working all...Read More

I’m Not Talking To You, I’m Talking To Me

Posted on March 2, 2015 by Elsa Kurt

We all do it. Don't deny it... we all talk to ourselves. Sometimes, we're the only one who listens, am I right?! (hardy-har-har, I know). It's totally normal, healthy even,...Read More

If I Could Just Get Out Of My Own Way

Posted on February 19, 2015 by Elsa Kurt

Seriously. If I could just get out of my own way, I'd do just peachy. I'm meaning this in a most literal sense, but I briefly acknowledge that I also...Read More

Drinking and Blogging

Posted on January 30, 2015 by Elsa Kurt

Rule Number One: Don't Drink and Blog. I mean, that probably is a good rule, considering that your ability to filter your thoughts is as impaired as... well, as you...Read More

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Mean Kinda Funny

Posted on January 24, 2015June 1, 2015 by Elsa Kurt

Some people seem to be born with that gene that makes them just simply know how to act right, behave, be cool. They tell appropriate jokes, they laugh normal... my humor? Well, let's say that it takes...Read More

The Art of Being Vague

Posted on December 14, 2014June 1, 2015 by Elsa Kurt

Ah, the art of being vague. It's, you know, kind of simple but not. (See what I did there? I was being vague.) Now, you forthright, direct people may wonder;...Read More

Feed A Cold, Starve A Fever?!

Posted on December 4, 2014January 25, 2017 by Elsa Kurt

Feed A Cold, Starve A Fever?! By ModernMelly Heyyy. Sigh. So. I took an unplanned, unwanted month (plus) long hiatus from, well... everything, thanks to the flu, and subsequently pneumonia....Read More

You Named Him WHAT?!

Posted on October 20, 2014 by Elsa Kurt

Well, that little nugget, is me. You may have seen this picture before, in another blog, but I'm compelled to use it again because it really is me. As in,...Read More

I’m Just Here For The Comments

Posted on October 3, 2014 by Elsa Kurt

I have an amazing group of friends. I simply love each one of them, and what they bring to the group. Now, having said that, I've got to tell you:...Read More

My 42 Year Dramedy

Posted on October 1, 2014 by Elsa Kurt

Yup, here's me. Grown ass woman in pigtails and a Marvel tee, getting ready to get messy. Here's also where and when I come up with these random little blogs....Read More

Poor Man’s Barbie

Posted on September 26, 2014May 30, 2015 by Elsa Kurt

So, I have this dear friend (the kind you could never stop being friends with because they know way too much dirt on you) that likes to give me Barbie...Read More