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In the latest installment of How to Alienate Voters Without Really Trying, Wisconsin’s governor has outdone himself—this time, not with budget priorities, but with the woke rebranding of everyday language. Among the eyebrow-raising changes, “mothers” are now referred to as “inseminated women” (because nothing says maternal warmth like a clinical term from a livestock manual), and “husband” or “wife” has been replaced with “person” or “spouse.” Because, apparently, the words that have worked for centuries are now too problematic for modern progressives.
This isn’t governance—it’s word salad with a side of political self-sabotage. And while the left continues pushing this nonsense, they fail to realize that this is exactly why they lost—and will continue to lose.
Why This Matters
The vast majority of Americans, regardless of political affiliation, still live in a world where “mother” is a perfectly acceptable term, where “husband” and “wife” carry real meaning, and where common sense isn’t a hate crime. Yet, instead of addressing real issues—like inflation, crime, or education—some politicians are spending taxpayer dollars crafting Orwellian dictionaries to avoid offending the most hyper-sensitive corners of the internet.
And the results? Voters are tuning out. The more the left insists on forcing these changes, the more they alienate working-class families, suburban parents, and anyone with a basic grasp of reality.
The writing is on the wall. Or in this case, in the budget outline.
Fighting Back
Wokism thrives when people are too afraid to push back. If you’re tired of the insanity, here’s how to fight back in a meaningful way.
1. Call Out the Absurdity—Loudly and Publicly
Progressives rely on social pressure to push their agenda. The best counter to that? Refuse to be silent.
- Share posts, tweets, and articles exposing how ridiculous these changes are.
- Use humor—mocking absurdity is often more effective than arguing against it.
- Ask simple, direct questions: If “mothers” are now “inseminated women,” does that mean “fathers” are just “random sperm contributors?” Watch how quickly the logic collapses.
2. Demand That Politicians Focus on Real Issues
- Contact your representatives and demand they focus on things that actually matter—crime, the economy, and education.
- Show up at town halls and ask why taxpayer-funded time is being wasted rewriting biology textbooks.
- Support candidates who stand for common sense governance over performative activism.
3. Take Control of the Narrative
- Start using their language against them. If they want to call mothers “inseminated women,” start referring to progressive lawmakers as “government-funded nonsense generators.”
- Frame the discussion in terms of priorities—while families struggle with high grocery prices, some leaders are debating the oppression of vowels and syllables.
- Remind people that normalcy is not controversial. Most Americans don’t want to live in an ideological science experiment.
4. Vote With Your Wallet and Your Ballot
- Support businesses and media that reject woke nonsense.
- Push back on companies that embrace this absurdity—if they want to dehumanize women as “birthing persons,” they can do it without your money.
- Most importantly: vote accordingly. Elections have consequences, and it’s time to start treating them that way.
Final Thought
Wisconsin’s latest budget antics prove one thing: when given power, the far left will waste no time turning government into a laboratory for linguistic insanity. But here’s the good news—they’re doing this because they’re losing.
The more they double down on woke nonsense, the more disconnected they become from the average American. The backlash isn’t just coming—it’s already here.
So speak up, push back, and never apologize for calling out the ridiculous. Reality will win. It always does.
