A Very Gif-y Story

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A Very Gif-y Story

By ModernMelly


In writing my last blog post (moments ago) I had to find some gifs to  humorously punctuate my paragraphs. I freaking love gifs (and memes). One of them, a Betty Draper (Mad Men) gif, really got me laughing so I started imagining  a story told primarily via gifs from the cast of Mad Men. I give you, the dinner party:

How I imagine it’ll go.

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In reality, 30 minutes in to the party, my husband says:

“You’re drunk already?! Nice. Nice Job.”

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I Reply:

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Him: Okay.

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Me: Fine, maybe a little bit.

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Him: Well, I guess I’d better catch up then!

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Two hours later, me: Who is that redhead you were talking to over there?

 

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Him: It’s my cousin. You’ve met her. Three times

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Me: Hmpf. Whatever.

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Five Minutes later, Me: Babe! Babe. You’re so cute. I love you. I, like, SO, love you.

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Him: Ahh, there’s my little ‘I love you, man” drunk.

 

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Me:

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Him:

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Him again: And by the way,

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Me: Um, sure.

 

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Him:

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 Us:

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Us:

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Us.

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Sigh. I loved that show…

*Disclaimer: We are nothing like the Drapers. Hell, we don’t even smoke.

**Disclaimer: We don’t drive drunk.

***Disclaimer: this was all in good humor, don’t get twisted.

 

About Modern Melly, aka Melanie Cherniack: Melanie a a published author to nine children’s books, as well as two novels, all available through her website modernmelly.com/shop. Melanie is also the founder and designer of the #goodhuman brand, selling empowering, uplifting and inspiring merchandise which benefits numerous charities. Visit igoodhuman.com for more. She is available for book signing events as well as speaking engagements. To book an event email Melanie at modernmellyworld@gmail.com. Find Melly on Facebook HERE and on Twitter HERE.

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You may know Elsa Kurt for her uncanny, viral Kamala Harris impressions & conservative comedy skits, but she’s also a lifelong Patriot & longtime Police Wife. She has channeled her fierce love and passion for God, family, country, and those who serve as the creator, Executive Producer & Host of the Elsa Kurt Show with Clay Novak. Her show discusses today’s topics & news from a middle class/blue collar family & conservative perspective. She also introduced a new podcast series called: Coming Out Christian.. Her book, Welcome to the Family (Life Behind the Thin Blue Line) has been called the “must have survival guide for new LEO spouses.” The vocal LEOW’s career began as a multi-genre author who has penned over 25 books, including twelve contemporary women’s novels. Her fiction stories explore the complex and relatable experiences of everyday life – the love & laughter, the heartbreak & sorrow, and everything in between. She finds the extraordinary in ordinary lives and puts you in the front seat of every story. Elsa has also written several children’s books, all with themes of encouragement, empowerment & uplifting messaging.

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