If I Had A Soundtrack To My Life

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As you, of course know (because you follow my blog so devoutly. Wink, wink.) I am a police loving, lipstick wearing, Steve Perry obsessed, I Love You, Man drinker, who has a penchant for imagining that I am living an ever running live TV show, of which I am obviously: The Star.

As the star of my pretend show, a dramedy, as you definitely recall, I think I should create a soundtrack to my life. Honestly, I’ve been kinda working on this soundtrack for a very long time. Oh, and I’m going to be presumptuous and say (okay, write): you have, too. Um, working on your own soundtrack, not mine, that is. I mean, you’re totally welcome to work on mine, too. If you want. But, well that’s weird, so no.
Anyhow. So, here’s where I’m at, idea wise. Blogging the whole soundtrack to my life, while epic in thought, would be absurdly long. Not, like War and Peace long, but you get what I’m saying. Therefore, I’m thinking, how about the soundtrack to one day? Yes. That will be fun, fun, fun. Not because I think you’ll care what the soundtrack to my day sounds like, but because it may compel you to think about what the soundtrack to your day would sound like.
Ok, so we are clear, yes? The following is my (any given) day, from the time I wake up, to the time I go to sleep, all in the form of one epic mash up song.
For my epic Any Given Day Set To Music, AKA, My One Day Soundtrack- I thought it best performed by the great Steve Perry & Journey. (Um, you know me, this is the only way it would’ve gone, people.) Here goes:

****Yes, I can’t edit for shit. Yes, I misspelled ‘montage’ in the end. I’m tryin’ man, I’m tryin’. Sigh.

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You may know Elsa Kurt for her uncanny, viral Kamala Harris impressions & conservative comedy skits, but she’s also a lifelong Patriot & longtime Police Wife. She has channeled her fierce love and passion for God, family, country, and those who serve as the creator, Executive Producer & Host of the Elsa Kurt Show with Clay Novak. Her show discusses today’s topics & news from a middle class/blue collar family & conservative perspective. She also introduced a new podcast series called: Coming Out Christian.. Her book, Welcome to the Family (Life Behind the Thin Blue Line) has been called the “must have survival guide for new LEO spouses.” The vocal LEOW’s career began as a multi-genre author who has penned over 25 books, including twelve contemporary women’s novels. Her fiction stories explore the complex and relatable experiences of everyday life – the love & laughter, the heartbreak & sorrow, and everything in between. She finds the extraordinary in ordinary lives and puts you in the front seat of every story. Elsa has also written several children’s books, all with themes of encouragement, empowerment & uplifting messaging.

2 comments

  1. Melly, I bookmarked your page. Please write more about Steve and I will must read more about your books and writing as I have a several projects I’m working on, and one that desperately needs to be done (if because this comment is on your Journey entry…hint, hint, clue, clue)

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